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100% REAL GOLD NANO-PARTICLES - Attract and attack odors, killing them on contactNATURAL ESSENTIAL OILS - Trap odors above and beneath the water line which leaves the room smelling fresh
MADE IN USA - Formula created by Squatty Potty using high quality, non toxic ingredients
AVAILABLE IN 5 UNIQUE SCENTS - Citrus Squeeze, Mystic Forest, Tropical Dropsicle, Fruity Booty & Pinch of Vanilla
LONG LASTING - Each bottle is good for 200 trips to the porcelain throne
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Everyone loves people whose poop doesnt stink. But lets be honest- your poop reeks.
Its not just your traitorous bowels fault, its science. But that doesn't mean you and your number two dont deserve to be loved. Thats why we invented Unicorn Gold, to fight science with science.Unicorn Gold by Squatty Potty uses colloidal goldyes, actual goldto fight bathroom odors no matter when or where nature calls. Unlike other toilet sprays, Unicorn Gold fights the stench both above and below the splashline, leaving your throneand your throne chamberssmelling cleaner than a unicorns whistle. You get the love you deserve, and the next person in line gets a clean slate to do whatever it is they "doo" in there.
Unicorn Gold fights the good fight in your behalf:
Controls odors both above and below the water line
Real gold nanoparticles latch on to odor-producing sulfur to stop the stink
Colloidal gold kills bacteria making the area even cleaner than before you dropped the bomb
Easily goes where you go to eliminate embarrassing scents from the home, office, or outhouse
Each bottle is good for around 400 / 200 trips to the porcelain throne (depending on size)
So go on the offensive against offensive odorsspritz a puffy cloud of Unicorn Gold before you squat and make your next brick the best youll ever lay.